Oh damn you to hell Treeman!

Fuck fuck fuck!

This is your doing isn't it Slender!?

This is where you disappeared to!?

Okay fuck calm down...

There's a police officer at my door and the fears have all disappeared from sight including the campers and puppets leaving me alone with a dead hobo on my couch and what will undoubtedly appear to be a dead stripper or prostitute in my bedroom. Do I answer the door? Do I petend I'm not home? Why is she even here?! What did the Slenderman tell them to make them send someone. Is it something routine or something big? Did he tell them I had bodies here? I can't just hide or they'll merely come back in force later... Fuck...

Hark The Herald Angel Sings

So I'm sure anyone reading this saw my conversation with The Archangel last night. I'm sure at least some of you think me an idiot for not accepting. Well sorry but I prefer the idea of dying honorably fighting till my last then serving that monster.

Now speaking of monsters they've all arrived now. All except The Child but I'm not surprised about that.

Rake is camped out on my roof still.

Plaguey is still in my kitchen and he made all my food rotten.

The Convocation is still in the tree outside my house.

The Choir are here somewhere.

The Blind Man is still in my library.

The Slenderman is back now I'm still not sure what he did but I am sure I won't like it and now...

The Dying Man's last host is dead on my couch and The Dying Man is possessing something somewhere in my house. Most likely the living room so I've been staying out of there.

This is just getting better and better.

Claws and Caws.

So in my last post I mentioned the coming of The Convocation and a nest. Well the nest is dead. Not by my hand. Either The Rake truly is a mindless animal and killed him in a blind feral attack or he has some secret plan and is intent on taking out the competition. He is currently fighting with The Convocation on my roof. However more interesting than that is the disappearance of The Slenderman. He's no longer in my room. The blind Man and The Plague Doctor are both still in place. The Plague Doctor has also taken to whacking me with his cane on occasion resulting in disgusting pus filled sores. If I didn't know he wasn't allowed to kill me outright I'd think he was giving me The Bubonic Plague.

What was I saying again?

Oh right The Slenderman is gone. Completely disappeared from my house.

He's up to something.

I never thought boredom would be an issue...

So the fears are still hanging around and now I'm pretty sure The choir are here as well since I keep hearing sounds of people breaking into my house but no one is ever there. Other than that though nothing seems to be happening. So I had a nice little conversation with the Camper in between bathroom breaks and sudden memory loss. I asked it a few questions that I've wondered about the fears. I'd tell you all of them but I'm not sure I cna trust their answers anymore.

I asked the question, knowing they were required to answer, "can anything kill a fear?"

Me: Can anything kill a fear?

Camper: Yes.

Me: Really?! What?

Camper: We are all deathly allergic to grapefruits.

Me: ... What?

Camper: The rules said nothing about having to answer truthfully.

Me: ... Well that was useful.

So yeah sorry guys looks like I'm not going to be able to uncover any secrets.

I did confirm that The Quiet does in fact exist though or at least EAT wants me to believe it exists.

Oh interesting factoid. Apparently the tree outside my bedroom window can hold 759 crows on it but is really bad at concealing the nest trying desperately to hide in it's branches.

So a Librarian, a Doctor and a Businessman walk into a bar...

Two more members have joined the party and I've committed my first murder. Course I'm not sure when exactly they arrived since I've been in the bathroom for well pretty much since the last post.

Had to have the campers bring me water to keep me from dying of dehydration (Looking back on that having a  camper handling my water was probably a bad idea)

Anyways I'm getting distracted. So The Blind Man is here as is The Slenderman. The Slenderman showed up in my bedroom while The Blind Man is in my library. How appropriate. I'm forgetting something. Oh right thank you Puppet number whatever. Yes I murdered my first proxy today. When I entered the bedroom and saw The Slenderman I was savvy enough to expect the proxy hiding behind the door. I fired a bullet through the door at what I guessed to be head level and heard the satisifying sound of a body dropping to the floor. Turned out to be a woman. She was mostly naked. I'm glad I didn't look before shooting or I probably wouldn't of been able to do it. Short story I killed someone and the fears are taking over my house.

I think The Bind Man is stealing my rare books so I'll be back once I've handled that.

Creepy bastard...

Well The game seems to of started. The Plague doctor is hanging out in my kitchen. It's disturbing but he doesn't seem to be doing anything. As I foresaw he's pretty much harmless if he can't kill you outright. Wait a minute... Oh my nose is bleeding? Is that all you got? Really? A nosebl

Dr. Peyn has just run into the bathroom. It sounds painful. Updates will continue when he's out. ~The Camper

The Players

Antagonist:

SlenderMan (Of course...)
The Plague Doctor (Creepy as hell but I don't see what he can really do to me in this instance)
The Choir (I hate you so much. There is no way in hell I'm letting these bastards win this.)
The Dying Man (Note to self touch no one...)
The Blind Man (Have one of the puppets remind me to check the blog every few hours to make sure I don't forget anything important)
The Unnamed Child (Another relatively useless antagonist. What can she do to me?)
The Rake (Sleep with ear plugs. Don't know if that will work but worth a try)
The Convocation (Fucking Birds...)

Protagonist:

Myself (Hi)
The Wooden Girl (Surprise surprise)
EAT (Duh)
The Empty City (Not in any truly beneficial way. It is merely closing access to itself for the antagonist's proxies so they can't just show up in my bathroom. PoBL excluded of course.)

Neutral:

The Archangel (Thank God or um him?)
The Cold Boy (That makes this a lot easier)
The Intrusion (What would they do anyways?)
The Eye (I'm not guilty of anything... Yet)
The Smiling Man (Not sure what he'd of done to me anyways... Sure it would have sucked.)
The Black Dog (Um nothing to really say here)
The Manufactured Newborn (Well that's good news)
The Quiet (I'm not even sure this thing really exists. I should ask one of the campers or puppets.)
The Nightlanders (Oh goody I won't have to worry about my stuff being organized >.>)